February 2012
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msroxylalonde:
matchbook-stories:
Wow i am kind of drunk
This is u nusual
CHEERS MATE
It is mardi gras. I am all up in this with my svedka.
Minimalism frightens me.
theeverydaygoth:
It just seems so…dull.
One of my aunts is very into the minimal thing. I feel like no one lives in that house. o.O
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
To Do:
Drink booze.
Write paper.
Buy train ticket.
Actively doing 1, trying to accomplish 2, and I’ll do 3 later.
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
I need....
….to get new speakers. The one’s I’m currently using we’ve had since like 1992, and it’s getting to the point where I have to have a stack of books on the side of my computer to apply pressure properly to get the left speaker to work.
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mllexspookiness:
msroxylalonde:
mllexspookiness replied to your post: Do you know what my Tuesdays are like now? No, you…
..You make me look really lazy.
What if you are really lazy?
But no do you see the things where it says “do unfinished homework” and “do homework”?…
OBVIOUSLY MY ATTEMPTS AT UPLOADING A PHOTO FAILED MISERABLY BUT HERE IS MY BEAUTIFUL TEXT FACE GIVING YOU TWO...
msroxylalonde:
mllexspookiness replied to your post: Do you know what my Tuesdays are like now? No, you…
..You make me look really lazy.
What if you are really lazy?
But no do you see the things where it says “do unfinished homework” and “do homework”? Because the only thing that’s going to get done is the “do unfinished homework.” The “do homework” is going to turn into “do unfinished...
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grrrlvirus:
“Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown’s cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.
“A verbal argument ensued and…
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